Flourescent Adolescent.

Don’t Speak.


Our memories
Well, they can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightening
As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands I sit and cry

4 weeks, 5 days.

Until i push something the size of a pumpkin out of my hoo haa.

This whole ‘childbirth’ process needed to be thought through more thoroughly. There must be an easier way.

surisburnbook:

Is it just that all B-list babies look like all other B-list babies, or does Axl Duhamel look like Hilary Duff’s baby?
Still not over the fact that they named this child Axl.

Best blog for lols

surisburnbook:

Is it just that all B-list babies look like all other B-list babies, or does Axl Duhamel look like Hilary Duff’s baby?

Still not over the fact that they named this child Axl.

Best blog for lols